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40 Inspirational & Funny Coffee Quotes to Start Your Day

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Want to read some great quotes about coffee? Whether you’re looking for inspiration or something funny to read with your morning coffee, this list should have you covered. You may think you’ve heard them all, but trust us, you’ll want to read these coffee quotes.

Inspirational coffee quotes, funny coffee quotes, famous coffee quotes, morning coffee quotes: we have them all! Scroll down to find your new favorite quote.

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Funny Coffee Quotes

Why not take a moment to chuckle over your favorite beverage? Here are the funniest coffee jokes and quotes:

Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time.Iris Murdoch


What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.Henry Rollins


If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.David Letterman


I like coffee exceedingly…H.P. Lovecraft


Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat: it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.Anonymous

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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.Ronald Reagan


Never steal a man’s coffee.Anthony T. Hincks


A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.Alfred Renyi


Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.Earl Wilson

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Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.Anonymous


Coffee first. Schemes later.Leanna Renee Hieber


Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.David Lynch


Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.Nanea Hoffman


Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.Edward Abbey

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To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.Hugh Jackman


It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.Dave Barry


People don’t seem as annoying when I’ve got coffee.Tommy Cotton


Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.Johann Sebastian Bach

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.Anonymous


Coffee in England is just toasted milk.Christopher Fry


Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.Bill Cosby

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Morning Coffee Quotes

There’s nothing like a hot cup of coffee in the morning, and these quotes will help you start your day right:

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.Terri Guillemets


I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.Annie Clark

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I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.Terri Guillemets


I just realized: I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.Anonymous

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Cute Coffee Quotes

Looking for quotes that are coffee-themed and cute? We’ve got you covered:

Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink.Catherynne M. Valente


I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.Louisa May Alcott


Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.Justina Chen Headley

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I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.Abigail Reynolds


It’s when you look over the top of your coffee cup that you can smile at life.Anthony T. Hincks


I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.T.S. Eliot

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Inspirational Coffee Quotes

Are you in need of a little inspiration? Keep reading to find the most encouraging coffee quotes:

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.Sir James Mackintosh


Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.Ankita Singhal

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Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.Ursula Vernon


It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.Gabriel Bá


It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.Donna Favors

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Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.Anne Morrow Lindbergh


Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.Terry Pratchett


Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.Thomas Jefferson

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Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed this roundup of the 40 best coffee quotes. There’s no better way to start your morning, brighten your afternoon, or relax after a long day! No matter what your preferred brewing method or coffee flavor is, we know you can relate to these funny and inspirational coffee-isms.

We enjoyed gathering these funny and inspirational coffee memes. If you’re looking for more java-themed fun, why not read one of our other roundups?

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Kate MacDonnell

Kate is a lifelong coffee enthusiast and homebrewer who enjoys writing for coffee websites and sampling every kind of coffee known to man. She’s tried unusual coffees from all over the world and owns an unhealthy amount of coffee gear.

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